BOOK REVIEW - MARY GENTLE – GRUNTS! 1992 Bantham Press.
Despite her name this Mary is far from Gentle. Grunts are one of the most
violent and fortunately deliciously funny fantasy novels ever written. There
have been several parodies of Tolkien’s Lord Of The Rings, but few match this
in quality or complexity. The basic premise is deceptively simple. A group of Orcs get their hands on a near
unlimited supply of modern military hardware, such as Kalishnakovs, Machine
guns, missile launchers, helicopters, tanks and fighter jets. A long dead dragon has transported the weapons from our world to theirs, but the Orcs have
ignored the fact that the dragon’s treasure carries a terrible curse. The Orcs are on a mission for a terrible
Dark Lord known only as The Unnamed. He is at war with his sister, a character
known only as The Named. She is supposed to represent the forces of good, but
in fact she is as evil as her brother. The story has few genuinely honourable
characters at all. Even the halflings (hobbits in all but name) are thieves,
willing to burn down houses as a diversion to their actions. When they
celebrate one robbery by visiting a brothel, they are shocked to find their
halfling mother is a whore there. The Orcs seem able to tip the balance of
their war with ease now, but the Named and Unnamed make a spell that means each
weapon will only be of use once in action. The Orcs also find that they begin
to redefine their nature and vocabulary. They work together as a trained
commando force, and even use modern Vietnam style army parlance. They don’t
know why, but they love it. When they
win the war, and even take on a shape shifting alien invader, they find the
politics of conquest, and peace bores them. Knowing that the Named has gone to
rule another planet, and inspired by the aliens they vanquished, the Orcs
decide to abandon their World and wage war against the Universe, just for fun.
The book celebrates their sheer villainy and makes it triumphant. The Orcs are merely
living by their nature. They expect to be killed in the service of their
masters, but find themselves made master by their weaponry, but somehow their
stance gives them a nobility and character they never had in Tolkien. This is
huge fun and utterly irreverent towards all traditional stereotypical fantasy
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