CONTENTS
– FUNNY PAGES
Pages on this website that will hopefully give you a good laugh.
BALD - On being hairless.
BLACKPOOL AND BEYOND story -
BOOK REVIEWS
HUMOUR
CIVIL WAR MY
CIVIL WAR SHORT STORIES -
Short works of fiction inspired by the Civil War and/or re-enactment
COME DINE WITH ME - What I'd cook if I went on the reality TV show
DOCTOR WHO FAN-FICTION – SHEER NAKED TERROR - SHEER NAKED TERROR (Doctor Who Fanzine Short Story) Published in Chronos Books Fanzine volume One, the story of an interstellar nudist colony.
DON QUIXOTE IN CANDLEWICK GREEN (POEM)
EGG-HEAD - Creating joke captions around a photo of myself
EVEREST
THE HARD WAY (POEM)
THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER AND HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER A useful guide to a major spoof religion
FOR ANYONE WHO HATES GUITAR HERO AS MUCH AS I DO - Spoof on the popular Wii pastime.
HUMOUR (BOOKS
REVIEWS)
HUMOUR
AND FUN - -
What exactly is funny?
IF I WAS A GUEST ON COME DINE WITH ME
JESTERS
- LOCAL
HERO - SAMUEL (MAGGOTY) JOHNSON - The bizarre but true life of an eccentric
Cheshire court jester and dramatist.
JESUS JESUS
WAS NOT A VEGAN - Argument against Christians who claim Jesus was a non-meat
eater.
MADE UP FILM TITLES - a touch of silliness
ME ME ME PEOPLE -
Narcissistic opinionated people who just never shut up and think everything
evolves around them.
-MY FAVOURITE MONTY PYTHON COMEDY SKETCHES An appreciation, and reviews of their best sketches
JOKE CAPTIONS FOR A PHOTO -a photo of me and several one line jokes based on it
MY 100TH HUB – THE QUEEN THANKS ME Silly spoof for my 100th Hub posting
MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATRE 3000 A TV show that celebrated lousy films - very funny.
ON BEHALF OF OUR CLIENT (poem)
PESSIMISM THE DARK AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL - A humorous argument in favour of pessimism.
PHILOSOPHY – WHY SHOULD I LIVE? WHY SHOULD I LIVE WHEN OTHERS DIE? -Philosophy Now article on the value of an individual Human life played out in a plane crash scenario where some passengers must die to save the rest of the people on board.
RELIGIOUS CREATIONISM – ARK!
'ARK! WHAT A LARK! C'Creationists
under fire. Debunking the Noah's Ark legend.
SEX TIPS - Not to be taken too seriously.
SHORT
FUN ITEMS - Shameless silliness.
SHOWERS - Why I hate them as a way to get clean.
SIX INTO ONE SLASH FAN FICTION - THE PRISONER - SIX INTO ONE
SLEEPING AROUND (Poem)
SLOW BUS TO STOCKPORT (poem)
SLOW MOVING PEOPLE - The frustration of being stuck behind pedestrians who won't get out of your way.
THAT'S
THE WAY TO DO IT (poem)
TIME MANAGEMENT - TIME'S UP - IT'S LATER THAN YOU THINK.Time management, humorous essay on how much time we waste when we only get one life to live.
URBAN
LEGEND (poem)
WHY I HATE GUITAR HERO Spoof of the popular music game / education guide
YOU HAVE TO QUAGMIRE SOME PEOPLE (Poem)
YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPES Send of of daily media star sign readings
Arthur Chappell
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