I. D. CARD
STORIES – GOOD GRIEF.
“Excuse me, Mrs… Miss…. Sorry
to disturb you at a time of grief. If you could just leave the flowers for a
moment, I need to check your I. D. Card.
Yes, yes, I know this is a bad time, but we have to do
this. There has been some vandalism in the cemetery of late, and we have to check everybody.
Your card 7692228548771104 checks out Mrs. Dawson. Thank you. I see you are visiting the grave of Mr. Dawson
8868048904338088. That’s his
number on the grave isn’t it?
Ah, I see you are busy .. I’ll leave you to it. Ah, look,
a funeral is just coming in. I’ll go and check the Identities of each of the
mourners, and the vicar over there.
That’ll leave you in peace with your dearly beloved. My deepest condolences….
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