STAND UP COMEDY
Report from ID Card Inspector Simon Trent 17486996 following his 3rd March 2015 visit to the Dale Street Comedy Slop Bucket.
Bob Rake 9316437799643257, self-appointed Manchester based successor to Lenny Bruce, has been making seditious ‘jokes’ about ID cards and ID Card Inspectors. Here are some examples of his material. A three-page list of the card numbers of those audience members who found his material amusing is attached below.
I thought what we were getting was a Freudian Ego, Super-ego and ID card. Whoever came up with it definitely needs a fucking psychiatrist anyway.
I wonder how they run ID card inspections at a nudist camp.
Some late news just in - Dave Wright Card Number 8621000768176070 Died today in a freefall parachute jumping accident. He was trying to read someone’s ID Card when he should have been yanking on his ripcord.
Talking about the news, did you notice the report on actors having to give their ID numbers out on the air? What next? Donald Duck 7452109876427070 and Popeye 6322585842136897.
They say that when God calls us all to Heaven on Judgement Day, he will make us watch our lives unfold before our very eyes – He won’t have to do that any more – He’ll just have to read our ID Cards St. Peter will have the keys to the Pearly Gates in one hand and an ID Reading machine in the other.
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