INVITATION
By
order of the Commonwealth Parliament,
You
are cordially summoned to Lord Cromwell’s Birthday Party.
Do
not bring a bottle.
Do
not be merry, happy or glad.
There
will be no dancing, or frivolity whatsoever, unless you wish to be hanged drawn
and quartered.
Be
instead of the Puritan persuasion.
Expect
not a buffet, for this is a time to fast, rather than a time to feast.
Do
not treat the occasion as an opportunity to have a knees-up. Save that for the
Judgement Day when we will really let our hair down and celebrate in style
while we watch the Catholics being cast down into the bosom of Beelzebub never
to party again.
Come,
this Sabbath, to Lord Cromwell’s but do not party on, dudes.
(All
presents gratefully accepted).
Arthur Chappell
Arthur Chappell
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